{"id":364,"date":"2011-03-14T20:55:55","date_gmt":"2011-03-15T01:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/?p=364"},"modified":"2011-03-14T20:55:55","modified_gmt":"2011-03-15T01:55:55","slug":"real-life-clown-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/?p=364","title":{"rendered":"REAL-LIFE CLOWN CAR!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, on my way to work today I saw one of those little tiny 6&#8242; long hybred cars (I&#8217;m not sure what model it is, but it looks like it could be like driving around a big cardboard box or something).  I first saw it coming from the south and turning right onto 23rd st by the new Pizza Ranch.  A little white cardboard box on wheels.  My light turned green and I went&#8230;I got up behind him at the next light (it was green and he was still stopped, talking to the guy in the other lane).  I gave my horn a little beep and they went.  I noticed something that looked like a revolving antenna sticking out of the passenger side rear.  Hmmm&#8230;about 18&#8243; across revolving around the middle axis&#8230;hooked to the car where a rear windshield wiper might be&#8230;hmmm&#8230;  OK, I pull up next to him&#8230;and it&#8217;s a giant wind-up key!  It&#8217;s turning like it&#8217;s running down after someone wound it up.  HA!  Alright, then he got behind me to turn north by Walgreens.  Stopped by the light there again, and I heard a really funny-sounding horn behind me so I looked in the rear view mirror.  What do you think I saw?  HA  The old guy driving (looked like possibly a Shriner or something?) took off his baseball cap and then put on a multi-colored clown wig!  I realized I had just seen a REAL-LIFE CLOWN CAR!  I can imagine the 100 other clowns he&#8217;s got magically stiffed into the shoe box on the back seat of his big cardboard box.  bwahahahaha  And when his little wind-up winds down he has to pull over and wind it up again bahaha<\/p>\n<p>K-Bye love ya!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, on my way to work today I saw one of those little tiny 6&#8242; long hybred cars (I&#8217;m not sure what model it is, but it looks like it could be like driving around a big cardboard box or something). I first saw it coming from the south and turning right onto 23rd st [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":369,"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions\/369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}