{"id":144,"date":"2007-04-24T21:23:43","date_gmt":"2007-04-25T03:23:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/?p=144"},"modified":"2007-04-24T21:23:43","modified_gmt":"2007-04-25T03:23:43","slug":"rain-rain-go-awaycome-again-some-other-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/?p=144","title":{"rendered":"Rain, rain, go away&#8230;come again some other day."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lots and lots of rain today, I&#8217;d say we got at least 2&#8243;.  April showers bring May flowers.  Rhyme time&#8230;yeah&#8230;OK.  Anyway.  Had a little thrill on the way home from work tonight.  The car in front of me was weaving all over the road coming into Monroe.  Got through Monroe and he was going really slow.  I decided to pass him, but he sped up and kept going.  I just slowed down and watched him.  He got about 2 blocks ahead of me in a very short time and then he was REALLY all over the road.  He started hydroplaning and went into the other lane fishtailing&#8230;I was slowing down all this time, and I watched him spin around and his headlights were shining at me and then he spun sideways and went backwards into the ditch.  He didn&#8217;t roll or anything, just got stuck in the ditch ass backwards.  I guess that&#8217;s what you get when you drink and drive when it&#8217;s dark and raining&#8230;stuck ass backwards in the ditch in the mud and the pouring rain&#8230;ha-ha-ha.  (Did that sound mean? LOL)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lots and lots of rain today, I&#8217;d say we got at least 2&#8243;. April showers bring May flowers. Rhyme time&#8230;yeah&#8230;OK. Anyway. Had a little thrill on the way home from work tonight. The car in front of me was weaving all over the road coming into Monroe. Got through Monroe and he was going really [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindysartstudio.fightingpolish.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}